wheres my sound?

hey fuckers,

i havent written in a while. not cause i havent had anything to say but because i flat out suck.

today my mac mini came in. ive been expecting before the weekend began. so getting out of work , i warped speed to my apt. i headed straight to the office (the package was not gonna fit in the mailbox). Front doors flung open like an old western saloon and theres Gunty, feet aligned at shoulder width, hands by the seems shaping guns, facing downward. "WHERES MY PACKAGE??" i (grunt and) whisper loudly. the apartment manager and her assistant managers look at me and laugh. "theres nothing here for you" theyre familiar with my antics,"now sit down and shut up" and the western scene is no longer cloaking reality. " awe dont lie to me, ive been waiting since thursday" i whined. "you can check the closet if you want" i hear behind me after i opened the closet.

"uh lets see here... nop, no, no , no way, wonder whats that, nop, nop.
where is my damn package? stupid snail mail" i grunt and organized the boxes i nosed through. all three ladies laugh at my misery. an unsuccesful attempt to prove them wrong. one of them walks over to me and with a big giggly smile and says "look! UPS is here" refusing believe her (it was half past five) i shout " DONT TAUNT ME WOMEN! its bad enough ive been paying for internet, and i dont even have a computer" they laugh. "no seriously theres a truck outside" i peep.[gasps] my eyes widen and my mood is quickly flipped from south to north. i was out the door and bearly gave the mailman a chance to get off the truck. "2205, 2205, is that package for 2205?" i repeat following him into the office.
walking in, the office is still laughing at me since i darted out."delivery for mr. cavazos" said the brown uniformed man mildly ignoring me. one of the managers says "thats him, he can go ahead and sign"
i didn t wait for him to accept the request and relieved him of the box.
merry christmas to me!:D


to my dismay.. i still havent been able to get the sound to work 100%.
i hooked it up to my 42" LCD and i can play i tunes but nothing on the web. this infuriates me. my main focus on the computer (among other things i dont have yet because ive owned it for about half an hour) is YOUTUBE.
i fuckin love youtube. silly peoples from all over the world. you make me happy. but if i cant hear you im left with audio blue balls. and for those whe dont know, any type of
blue balls = bad
WTF
if you can help
please let me know.

im not the most tech savvy person in the world, and i havent owned a mac for almost six months. it has to be a simple setting, because the cables working perfectly fine.