its five am somewhere

somethings up, im up. its 5:03 in the morning. i cant sleep and ive been increasingly nocturnal for months. this becoming a bad routine. However, an optimist consider it preperation for a soon coming time shift. either way, you can cut the anxiety with a knife. i was fired last week or so, its hard to tell, the days are mushed together. the first time i get fired, coupon fraud is what they called it, and i dont give two fucks.. oh well, the company is going through a joint merger, which means layoffs and i milked what i needed. now, each employee must reapply and give a urine sample to this step-father company. i think i might be able to get away with saying i was part of the layoffs in 2010. im back on vacation and since my ticket to london is already reserved for sep, all i can do is wait. good thing i got that passport. Life is funny, a chain of random events. no one told me id be left behind in corpus, make a new roommate which influenced my passport, then turn into a watered down van wilder in austin which led to meeting international students and would decided to check out a different neighborhood.

coming soon.. london, uk :D

first theyre sour then theyre sourer

today, my only role in the municipal parks great ecosystem was official mosquito feeding grounds. i was still recovering a hangover when i was jumped exaggeratedly by hundreds of tiny douche skeeters. bug spray you say? no sir, at least not whithin reach. any skin that might be showing on a hot summer evening was bumpy, irritated and itchy. embarrassing, yes. i would still say it twas a good day, regardless of the two huge spiderwebs i managed to get myself into or the mass amounts of malaria being destroyed inside me. disgustobugs!