first theyre sour then theyre sourer

today, my only role in the municipal parks great ecosystem was official mosquito feeding grounds. i was still recovering a hangover when i was jumped exaggeratedly by hundreds of tiny douche skeeters. bug spray you say? no sir, at least not whithin reach. any skin that might be showing on a hot summer evening was bumpy, irritated and itchy. embarrassing, yes. i would still say it twas a good day, regardless of the two huge spiderwebs i managed to get myself into or the mass amounts of malaria being destroyed inside me. disgustobugs!